to an Oasis of Pure Pleasure on your dusty exodus
through the tangles and twists of cyberspace. Feast your five senses
on the exotic wonders within these pages.
And here's the fantastic part, folks! It's
all FREE! What's the catch? There is none! Yes, we're
that stupid!
So what are you wasting time up here, for?
Scroll on down through the gates and lose yourself for a few days along
the Retro City Boardwalk!
RetroRoger's Radio Ranch --
Hear
the best and biggest names in Electric Blues, Swing, Jump, Rockabilly,
Surf Rock, Singing Cowboys, and Space Age Bachelor Pad Tunes on RetroRoger's
RADIO RANCH, a free LaunchCAST radio station you can keep with you throughout
your websurfing! Choose from 4 Retro formats -- Route 66 Roadhouse
Delights, Rock-A-Hula Lounge, Buckaroo Roundup, or Cocktail Time.
Retro City Daily Holler --
Your news page for constantly updated headlines from Fark.com, Buzz.com,
The Smoking Gun, Unexplained Mysteries, Paranormal Magazine, Offbeat-Topix.net,
the Religion News Blog, Boing Boing, Serial Killer Central, and more.
In addition, we've got the Twisted History Almanac, Narratives of the Weird,
edgy funnies, and your daily horoscope.
Retro City Arcade -- Scroll
down the boardwalk's midway, and play your fill of free games of skill,
chance, or shamelessly dumb luck.
Retro City Oracle -- Stop
by our fortunetelling booths for personal Tarot, I Ching, Runes, Numerology,
and Biorhythm readings. We ABSOLUTELY promise accuracy comparable
to your Magic 8-Ball.
Retro City Drive-In --
Pull on in for links to free streaming videos and downloadable files for
dozens of cartoons, over a hundred newsreel features, lots of music soundies
from the 30s and 40s, commercials that will bring back memories, great
Coming Attractions movie trailers, complete episodes of weekly cliffhangers,
those great intermission ads between double features, and over 180 full-length
movies.
If you really feel some need to punish
yourself, wander off into the A/V Club section. Don't blame us if
you're that foolhardy.
RetroRoger's Sideshow
Alley -- Meet the sword swallowers, fire eaters, contortionists, geeks,
and blockheads who proudly wear the "freak show" title, and keep this colorful
tradition alive today. Many with astonishing streaming videos of
their performances!
Retro City
Boardwalk Flea Market -- Now that you've survived your trip to Retro City, show
off your Maximum Cool in a strutworthy Retro t-shirt, cap, clock, mug,
or other sentimental keepsake. (You may not choose to wear the clock,
mug, or keepsake, but if you do, send us an embarrassing photo, okay?)
RetroRoger's Gif Gallery -- Snag some free
animated gifs for your own website. New designs are added often,
so check back regularly!
Cool Links!
Cool Destinations! -- Here's another set of great
links too numerous and diverse to corral in any one category, Buckaroos!
The Twisted Mind Behind This Atrocity ...
A 26-year radio broadcasting veteran and journalist, RetroRoger embarrasses
family & friends, while confounding foes, with his staunch refusal
to grow up.
